ms. tang

eric and i are in tutorial and would like to dedicate this post to our favorite english teacher! in honor of her, we wrote a few haikus. here it goes!

my chinese teacher
always wear cute sho-es
will be my prom date.

hair as black as coal
where is the decoder pen?
why not check your purse?

you make english fun
stop staring at my pictures
tell your "husband" hi!

what is your last name?
is it tang or is it ku?
you cannot have both.

dirty mouth?

i thought i would devote an entire post to a dear and long-time, orbit sugarfree gum. reasons why i love orbit: they are always coming out with new flavors (so i never get bored), is softer than trident, has long lasting flavor, each and every package reminds us to throw away our trash (diagram included), tells you where to open package (this is very important), it's fabulous and it's made in canada. ok, the last one was a stretch...but you get the picture.

out of orbits eleven flavors, my favorites are spearmint and mint mojito (exotic new flavor). so tell me, how do you do the sugarfree gum?

tomorrow: Walpurgisnacht

best night ever!

(spin off of best week ever)

recap:
so, tonight started off with wingstop (as the best ones usually do). lacey, emily and i ordered 25 wings!...plus chad's 10...and almost ate them all! what can i say? they were good. (i also drank an entire diet pepsi and it's refill--you may need this information later on) we left wingstop to meet lindsey and bruce at alton square. why? because they're cool. after parking in front of golden spoon and listening to a bit of timbaland, yeah baby! we departed for mason park where we were to meet annum and deannie. turns out mason park was closed or something so we went to uni parking lot instead. we danced and spun in circles and hid in trunks (this is where all that caffeine comes in) until at 11:25 we had the brilliant idea to go toilet papering! we immediately left for cvs (which makes me happy). when emily and i arrived we ran out of the car, into cvs and straight to the toilet paper aisle. well, maybe not straight...it wasn't that easy to find. we grabbed the 12 roll pack and headed for the register. by that time deannie and annum had finally arrived and we handed the man all the $1 we could muster, told him to keep the change and ran out of there before he had even opened the register. we quickly drove to c******* c****'s house (the time was 12:44) and put our toilet papering knowledge to the test. if you ask me, we did a pretty good job for only having 6 minutes! for you see...it was only 6 minutes until none other but c******* c****'s dad appears from the backyard. not even a second later four girls were running down the street as fast as they're legs would go (we left all the toilet paper, if you were wondering...oops...)! it was so amazing. i don't even remember the last time i went toilet papering. all i have to say, is that i'm going to start doing it a little more often...so watch out, and don't make me mad! haha...jk. but seriously...

tomorrow: nothing special.

jacuzzi!

ok, so tonight jon, jd, carson, johnny and i decided to visit every jacuzzi slash pool in woodbridge before school gets out! it is going to require much dedication...i just hope i don't get too water logged before we're through. there are 22 pool facilities in woodbridge (all my information is from wva.org if you need a source). ashwood, blue lake, briarglen, clearbrook, creekside, fallbrook, fallingstar, firwood, lemongrass, meadowpark, shorebird, smokestone, springacre, springvale, stonecreek, timer run, wildwood, windjammer, wintermist, woodflower, woodpine, and woodspring. i downloaded a "facilities map" in order to hit all these locations in an organized manner. it will be interesting...i didn't even know some of these pools existed!

pussy cat dolls

wow...i am really upset. for the past few weeks, every Tuesday night at nine o'clock i have devoted an hour of my time to watching the search for the next pussy cat doll. from the very first episode i picked my favorite...and my least favorite. the funny thing is, it was both of them that made it to the final two--Asia and Melissa R. i just want to say now, that i love Melissa R.! and i hate Asia. after spending many hours in front of my TV supporting this group and its show, i think the least they could have done would be to repay me by picking the obvious choice, but they can't even do that, can they? Asia wins? all i have to say is that i feel sorry for the other pussy cat dolls...nobody would ever want to be around this girl. in my outrage, i have decided to boycott any pussy cat doll related music (or any other thing having to do with the "new and improved," and i use that word loosely, pussy cat dolls) this shouldn't be too hard a sacrifice since I've never really been a fan or supported them before this TV show. ugh...Asia? really?

things that make me happy:

getting the ends of the bread on sandwiches
only having four classes
knowing someone is thinking about me when i rip my straw wrapper
hearing my phone beep...means i have a text!
smiling
laughing
celebrating random holidays just becuase i know about them
dancing around my house when nobody else is there
smelling roses
watching 24 with Deannie and Lacey in high def.
bubble baths
long showers
people commenting my blog
my pink room
haircuts
afternoon naps
CVS pharmacy
new clothes
my planner
making lists
surprises
singing at the top of my lungs when nobody is listening
using all the ink in a pen
going to the jacuzzi on cold nights
full tanks of gas
golden spoon
juicers
getting freckles in the summer
walks at night
in-n-out
bagels on a saturday morning

tomorrow: animal crackers day

April showers bring May flowers?

ok...has anybody seen any showers? since april is not doing it's duty in that regard, i thought i would analyze the month a little further. after referring to infamous book of holidays, i have been informed that the month of april has many more purposes than the bringing forth of flowers in may.
April is:

-poetry month
-cancer control month
-keep america beautiful month
-listening awareness month (what is this?)
-national garden month (what about may flowers?)
-national food month (YUM!)
-stress awareness month
-national florida tomato month (?)
-thai heritage month (Sawatdee Khrab!)
-communinty services month

have a fun April!

tomorrow: National Cheeseball Day (that doesn't mean you can be a cheeseball...)

spring break!

so...it's over. what to do now? i've decided that spring break is basically a really bad idea. i don't know anybody who actually wants to go back to school and i'm pretty sure all the seniors have already given up. spring break doesn't refresh us...it just gives us a better idea of what we're missing everyday we're at school. my spring break was fun...shopping...palm springs...guitar hero...pool...sunburns...and no school!

tomorrow: national stress awareness day...fitting right? since we're going back to school and all...just remember not to stress too much! hakuna matata.

freaky friday

today is friday the 13th!

this is where i'm going next year!

Rise all loyal Cougars and hurl your challenge to the foe.
We will fight, day or night, rain or snow.
Loyal, strong, and true
Wear the white and blue.
While we sing, get set to spring.
Come on Cougars it's up to you. Oh!

Rise and shout, the Cougars are out
along the trail to fame and glory.
Rise and shout, our cheers will ring out
As you unfold your victr'y story.

On you go to vanquish the foe for Alma Mater's sons and daughters.
As we join in song, in praise of you, our faith is strong.
We'll raise our colors high in the blue
And cheer our Cougars of BYU.